But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
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