Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
He felt like a one man threesome
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Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
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i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
my nose is crying tears of wow.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
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