The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
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