Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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