i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
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I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
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I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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