Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
