I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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