we're blogging at a bar
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
did you just send me my own nude
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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