Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I checked into jail on foursquare
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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