let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
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i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
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Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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