Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
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I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
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At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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