I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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