The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
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Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
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He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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