So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
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