Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
When I'm drunk and can't pee, I sing my abc's in my head and try to pee before I get to pee. Last night I forgot to do it in my head
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for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
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He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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