Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
Randomize
