90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
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I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
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I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
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