wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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