she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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