Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
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You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
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Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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