he thought i was a dude.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
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but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
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Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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