Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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