okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
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If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
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He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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