I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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