What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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