We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
jump out the window naked night went bad
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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