After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
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The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
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My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
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