u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
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Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
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This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
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