Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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