The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
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just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
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Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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