NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
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Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
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My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
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