ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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