What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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