When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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