I swear she didn't look like that last week.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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