Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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