the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
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I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
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Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
You were trust falling into bushes
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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