Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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