very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
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