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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
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