Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
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The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
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I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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