Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
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Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
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my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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