Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
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I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
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Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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