She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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