I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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