that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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