happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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