He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
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