If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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