no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Randomize
