The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
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A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
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We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
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