i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
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Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
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It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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