how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
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do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
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Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
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