Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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