you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
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