He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
I walked into a room this morning and someone asked how my back was because I apparently threw myself off the porch after attempting to set myself on fire. Who the fuck let drunk me play with fire?!
Better question: who the fuck planted a tree next to the porch?!
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
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